Spent 2001-2004 building etch-a-sketches in Suffolk, NY. Spent the better part of the 90’s creating marketing channels for Virgin Mary figurines worldwide. Spent a weekend testing the market for squirt guns in the government sector. Managed a small team developing muffins in Ocean City, NJ. Earned praise for getting my feet wet with cod in Mexico. Managed a small team getting my feet wet with shaving cream in Edison, NJ.